<d8uv> sbp: I don't wanna make the first Flog post of the year. You do it.
<sbp> d8uv: okay!
<sbp> let's see...
<sbp> d8uv:
<sbp> THE FLOG WISHES ALL OF ITS READERS A MERRY CHRISTMAS AND A HAPPY 2009. D8UV WISHES ALL OF HIS READERS THE FOLLOWING ITEMS: A BROKEN CUCUMBER, TURTLES NAMED ALFRED, VENEZUELAN WINE, TOKEN SPORTS VICTORIES, A G STRING MADE ENTIRELY OF SALMON, AND A QUINCE WITH WHICH TO MAKE MARMALADE YUM.
<d8uv> Sbp?
<sbp> yes d8uv?
<sbp> ol' buddy ol' pal
<d8uv> That sucks and your stupid and everyone hates you because you look like a butt and smell like a butt as well.
<sbp> but you'll use it, right?
<d8uv> Probably.
<sbp> super
<clsn> Marmalade has to contain peel, usually made from citrus fruits. Would quince work for marmalade?
<clsn> I've occasionally made quince sauce, basically the same as apple sauce...
<clsn> (yeah, boy do I miss the point of the post...)
<d8uv> PUBLIC HUMILIATION TIME
<clsn> Isn't it always?
<d8uv> OK: cre8radix:
<d8uv> Make a flog post
<d8uv> GOGOGO
<cre8radix> how?
<sbp> write things
<sbp> especially comedies
<cre8radix> input field?
<cre8radix> like....
<cre8radix> here?
<d8uv> Generally yeah
<cre8radix> hrhr
Three Ideas I Had When I Was Sleeping (Yet Not Necessarily Dreaming (It's
Sorta Complex)):
- There should be some Greasemonkey script that loads big-assed GIFs as a JPG
preview, then only when you click on it should it load and play the Actual
GIF.
- Hydraulic alarm clock. If it's time to wake you up, the bed should just
dump your sleepy ass onto the floor.
- Date with a supermodel? In reality, it'd probably suck really
horribly.Think about it.
Kerian just got Microsoft to buy him dilznick.net
I am so jealous.
<kerian> dont click this
<kerian> "woa i forgot to upload this one... basicly its just a platypuss chick i came up with , tho shes got a dick for a tail and nipples so wach out!!"
<kerian> quality stuff
<d8uv> Only it's one nipple. And the nipple is a dick.
<d8uv> And there is no tail. Only a much larger dick.
<kerian> i know quality stuff
<d8uv> Also he look kinda like a cross between an amoeba and a cactuar
<d8uv> And his eagle-shaped beak is bigger than the rest of his head.
<kerian> you are putting too much thought into it
<d8uv> Look OK I like platypuses and careful critiques of furry art.
I just got Microsoft to buy me ffffffff.net
You should be incredibly jealous.
For now until the end of february, The Flog will be presented in Segoe
Script.
