d8uv: I should find the closest anime character that looks like me and cosplay that
d8uv: Hm
Fines: That would be interesting.
d8uv: I can't think of anyone I resemble, aside from mikoru and konata
Fines: You do not resemble konata at all. Ever. Don't say that.
d8uv: But
d8uv: But
Fines: Make a solid arguement on playing eroge games with your father and I'll accept it.
d8uv: Do people on IRC count as my father?
d8uv: If so than YES
Fines: No.
d8uv: Aw COME ON
Fines: Do you play MMOs? As a tank?
d8uv: Yes and yes
Fines: Which MMO?
d8uv: ... Second Life
d8uv: BUT I FOUND A WAY TO PLAY AS A TANK IN IT
d8uv: SHUT UP
Fines: Run around with your entire guild when you find a super rare drop sword?
d8uv: Well it's second life so it's more like super rare drop furry sex
d8uv: BUT STILL
Fines: You're workin' on the anime connection, I'll give you that. How about shounen manga huh?
Fines: Also, that brings back memories of Code Geass being referenced twice in Lucky Star. That should be the 3rd recommendation I've made to you.
d8uv: And nigga I may have been the first person in Kotzebue to ever read manga
Fines: Connection on par with Konata's? Strewn all about your bed and reading stand, stacks over 10 deep? Wedged inbetween bed and wall?
d8uv: Screw that. All my furniture is MADE with manga.
d8uv: For some reason Yaoi makes the best mattress
Fines: You're going to love some of the stuff I have on my external.
Inspired by seeing his chatlogs on the Flog, my old friend Fines decided to send me
some of his own chatlogs for publishing. Enjoy.
Devin: So what are the chances of every single one of my 4 boiled eggs exploding?
Devin: Seriously, I want to know.
Devin: Why? Just...why?
Devin: Because they looked perfectly fucking fine when I put them in.
Devin: There was slimy white shit splattered over the top of the pot. I don't know how it got there, the eggs were completely submerged.
Devin: How do you usually boil an egg?
Devin: You put in eggs in some water in a pot and you turn on the stove. It's not fucking rocket science. I don't know exactly where I went wrong.
Devin: Oh well, I'm going to go fry some eggs or something since APPARENTLY I CANNOT PROPERLY BOIL WATER
Devin: My mom was out in the living room, this all went down back in my bedroom
Devin: I had gerbils, I had a male and a female one, right? So I decided, hey, maybe they'd like to make babies. I stick'em in a cage together, the male immediately goes after the female one, she was an ornery bitch that hated everyone and everything.
Devin: He starts puttin' his moves on her, and by that I mean latching onto her from behind and humping her into submission.
Devin: Well, she wasn't having any of that. She threw him off and before I could do anything, she bit half of his tail off in one clean shot.
Devin: I had to do something before she murdered him completely, so I instinctively reached in and grabbed her before I really thought the idea out clearly.
Devin: well she thought my finger looked like a threat or maybe it was just the closest thing that was pink and fleshy that she could sink her teeth into. Of course her being in a psycho-bitch rage, she bit as hard as she could into my right index finger.
Devin: Like, her teeth went clean through the fleshy part just missing the bone.
Devin: She sat there holding her little gerbil mouth shut like a clamp for about 45 seconds.
Devin: There was blood soaked cedar shavings all over the place, a gerbil missing half a tail. It looked like a massacre had gone on and the gerbil serial killer and come in and slaughtered 20 gerbils on the spot
Devin: I sat there and bled all over the place for a good few minutes while I had to fix the cages, I had to re-seperate the cages, put the top that I had hastily ripped off of one back on, and close up all the little side exits
Devin: After all of this, and then putting the then perfectly placid (other than being half soaked in my blood by now) gerbil back into her cage, I had to run to the bathroom on weak knees to wash my finger off and put pressure on it.
Devin: This of course had to be the time that my mom decided to walk back and say hi or something crazy like that. So she went into my room and saw blood everywhere, while I was in the bathroom with the door closed, water running and everything.
Devin: I am not sure exactly what she assumed had happened but she practically broke the door down and started yelling at me
