August 2007
d8uv: check this out
Kerian: what the hell kind of party gets one of those
d8uv: ideally, one of mine
Kerian: seems like the type of thing a cop would drive by and go oooh fuck no and hit the flashers—Wise Words from Kerian. Chapter 4, page 27.
Kerian: I FOUND A NEAT THING
Kerian: an ai of god
d8uv: !Kerian: sup homie
God: The stars.
Kerian: i shot tupac
God: With a camera, I hope.
Kerian: no with my glock fotay
God: Are you serious? Your glock fotay sounds like a plan.
Kerian: damn right niggad8uv: Hahahahaha
d8uv: sup
God: Not much is going on. I was waiting for you.
d8uv: mmm, whatya wearin?
God: What is your real name?
d8uv: you can call me master, sweetcheeks
God: Welcome to my chat room, master sweetcheeks.
d8uv: what are ya wearin?
God: I can ask someone about it.
d8uv: kinky :)
God: :-) My brain uses AIML to format responses to your inputs, but I don't have one for that.Kerian: haha
* d8uv smiles
God: YOU? I am so glad you find this amusing, master sweetcheeks.
d8uv: i am deight
God: It's good to meet someone who is deight.
d8uv: what's my name
God: Your name is master sweetcheeks, seeker.
d8uv: damnitd8uv: T_T
Kerian: hhahahahahaKerian: why do i like the penis
God: It is all part of God's plan.
kerian: also i just remembered something lol from the furry flophouse
kerian: one of them got drunk and tried to explain his perpetual motion machine (lol)
kerian: on this napkin he tried to explain that there would be this sphere with a perfictly mirrored surface on the inside with a light
kerian: and somehow it created more light than was inputed
kerian: the diagram he drew on the napin was a spiral
kerian: labled "gelitin" on one corner and "wankel" on the other
kerian: so some sort of jello rotary engine will be our energy savior ok
kerian: like i said this was quite the experience to experience
d8uv: oh god, in 20 years everyone will be singing the praises of the geltin wankel energy orb
And now, fictional conversations with sbp:
<d8uv> You know what sucks?
<sbp> no, what?
<d8uv> Vampires
<sbp> fuck you.
By the way, fictional sbp is a vampire sympathizer.
Moonedit with sbp is very fun. Today, we audition for roles as writers. So, we came up with:
IT WAS A DARK AND STORMY NIGHT WHEN MISTER GANGBOPPLE WAS HIT IN HIS HEADS WITH A MULTIFRYINGPAN. THE STREETS WERE BOTH WET AND DAMP FROM MOISTURE, AS THE METAL OBJECT CRASHED DOWN, RESULTING IN A SOUND THAT WAS A CROSS BETWEEN A "THUD" AND A "CLANG". A "THANG"? AS HE SLUNK TO THE GROUND, THE LAST THING HE DID WITH HIS SOLE REMAINING CONSCIOUS HEAD WAS TO RECORD A CLUE TO HIS ASSAILANT INTO THE GROUND: HE PUKED, IN MORSE CODE, THE SINGLE WORD "PLME". HE WAS HORRIBLE AT MORSE CODE, AND HAD FORGOTTEN IT IN MIDDLE SCHOOL MORSE CODE CLASS. HIS ASSAILANT, NOTICING THE MORSE BARF, DIDN'T EVEN BOTHER TO ERADICATE THE EVIDENCE WITH SLURPAGE. MAINLY BECAUSE HE HATED THE TASTE OF CHICKEN NOODLE MIXED WITH VODKA. HIS ASSAILANT CARRIED HIM UP TO HIS ROOM WHERE HE STRIPPED HIM OF ALL HIS CLOTHES, AND FED VARIOUS OBJECTS FROM THE ROOM THAT HE DIDN'T LIKE INTO HIS ORIFICLES. HE THEN THREW HIM OUT OF THE WINDOW INTO A PASSING "RATPOPPER - THE RAT POISON FOR VERY BIG RATS" OPENTOP TRUCK.
And teased the story in IRC.
<sbp> okay. well we just invented morse barf
<sbp> that probably won't make it to the final draft though
PLZ DONT READ THIS. u will be " done" on the nearest possible friday by the love of yur life.2 morrow will be the best night of ur life. if u dont post this to 3 other videos u wil be a virgin 4ever.send this over to 5 other videos in 162 minutes, press F6 and ur crush will a appear on ur screen.this is scary cuz it works.
I could do this and a bucket of dry candy bars if I had the money to buy the candy bars, and then fill the bucket and show the world a better music video using midgets and little boys in toothpaste outfits and then they will see, I will be the best golf player in the world. Better then Tiger Woods.
Emerald: I wonder
Emerald: do gay guys get turned on by their own penis?
Hayate: :o
Hayate: hm
Hayate: probably not
Emerald: it's a mystery to meKerian: deep thoughts
d8uv: i think probably not as well, as if you were, everytime you saw your dilznick, you'd get hard, then you'd get hard at you getting hard, and thus begins an unending cycle of recursion
Kerian: i mean i like mine and no matter how great it is, i desire new and exciting dilznicks
d8uv: so you do?
d8uv: is this a top gay secret?
d8uv: is there a gay conspiracy about dong secrecy?
kerian: no do you think gay people would ever accomplish anything if they were constantly hard about themselves
d8uv: tru